Apparently I "look like the cute shy indie guy who wears glasses and a beanie all the time"
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards
Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.
lets play a game of: did i really do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it
What if ghosts are people who achieved immortality, but their physical bodies still decayed away?
So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”
She forgot to bring her dog with her
To the vet
me
Water Type Pokemon
Molly has a real butterfly on her head!
A magical moment..
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier
